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Some amusing things people ask me:
- Person: It's summer...why are you wearing shoes and socks? It's like 105F today. Why don't you ever wear sandals?
- Me: I have karate feet. Ain't nobody got time fo dat.
- Person: Hey, wanna hang out?
- Me: What time? I have karate tonight.
- Trying to get a new friend: So what do you like to do for fun?
- Me: Punch people in the face.
- Karate friend while we're training at his house: HOLY SHIT! THAT NOISE WAS YOUR CALLUSES?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE WEARING SHOES! DUDE! YOUR CALLUSES MUST BE HARD AS ROCKS!
- Me: ...
- Person watching me dance: Wow, you can actually use your hips?! Impressive for a guy!
- Me: I do karate.
- Person: You're always limping...you're only 20. What's wrong?
- Me: I do karate.